You know what sucks? Working at a lake. Everyday you are just stuck in these nasty brown colored clothes while all of these attractive rich men drive by in their big trucks pulling their nice boats and pwc's. It sucks. Want to know about Swimmer's Itch. You better not because I am just so sick of telling the dang story over and over again. Everybody comes in and they say "What is swimmer's itch.....?" And they always drag out the last letters of itch like they are so absolutely disgusted they can hardly breathe. Don't hyperventilate please. Saving your life is not in my job description. So calm down. It's a rash people not polio or the chicken pox. It's funny how people can come in; like every person, and think that they are our top priority, number one customer, that they are all that and a bag of chips and if we don't change the way the park is ran for everyone else then everyone better watch out. Which is true we try to watch out but the sad fact of it is we are trapped in this brown box with each other for up to ten hours of the day. There really is no escaping. For many people this would be a nightmare but for us employees it is part of a daily ritual we must go through to pay the bills. I think they dress us all the same to take away any dignity that we may have left. That way we can't ever question the way we are treated.
Everyone come to the lake. I wouldn't know...but some people say it is a good time.
The first two people to mention this blog while I am here will get in free.
So now you just got to guess which brown clad person is me.We all look the same so good luck.
May the odds be ever in your favor!
